Thursday, April 03, 2008

I Love You

Last Friday, strange incidents happened at 3.20pm while i was on my way to the bus stop. Super Moma granted me time off to retrieve my already-submitted MC. Chucked the following 2 bizarre stories at the back of my mind till yesterday's long lazy lunch with Ping Cady & Leen. They thought it blog-worthy and here it is!

1) E, from the subnormal stream was annoying hanging around the clinic that afternoon. In out in out. Then came a "姐姐, you're very pretty". I passed off the remark with a harsh "dont tell me things i already know". That dejected poor puppy went out of the clinic. *Phew, i must say.
Little did i know, that wasnt the end.
As if waiting at the sch's enterance (for me), he followed behind. Although not the first time being stalked, it sure felt awkard. At the bus stop, he grabbed me by the hand. I pulled away swiftly. With much determination to bid me good bye, he seized me by the elbow with his left hand and my wrist with his right, left hand clasped my small hands and said, "姐姐, 姐姐, bye bye." I politely returned the farewell.
Thank-which-ever-god, the bus arrived. I boarded and told him to head home. We exchanged eye contact through the bus' glass panel and i saw him lip a "i love you". How aberrant. Too bad, im not keen on a 姐弟恋plus i prefer kite relationships. ;)

Alright alright. I think he might have said a "colourful".

2) Last Thurs, there was a heavy down pour the night before.

Remember hailstones raining down in Bishan, Toa Payoh and Ang Mo Kio? Hailstones form in intense thunderstorm clouds. Such clouds develop when there is strong convection, which occur all year round in the tropics. Generally, the hailstones would have been melted before they reach the ground. However, in the presence of a strong downdraft in an intense thunderstorm, the hailstones can be brought to the ground rapidly without melting.

The rain must have caused a branch to detach from the old tree. Insanity must have caused a student from my school to pick up the huge branch from the drain. Is it Christmas anytime soon?

3) Men, ever wondered why women take so long in the washroom?Now you know, fault doesnt lie on the mirror, entirely.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

did u take a photo of the toilet i'm using? that's what i would do. haha

kel

Jovelle Ruth said...

Peace. of mind.

What the hell.

Anonymous said...

i squat. period.

seating on the toilet bowl (with toilet paper line) is the LAST resort.

=)

kel