All Of You've Been Waiting 4..

For All Of You(who)'ve Been Waiting 4.. something naughty.. erm, I mean, artsy..

From Champagne&Handcuffs, the Erotic Tooth Fairy.

... To my lovely dentist who looks so exotic,
To whom I write poems at their most erotic,

In which I kiss her all over and softly caress
Her beautiful skin after I help her undress,

And then gently fondle her beautiful bust
In bondage scenarios brimming with lust.

But alas she ignores me - doesn't give a toss
After tying her up with her own dental floss.

So I'll fondly remember her drilling my teeth
In her little white smock wearing nothing beneath …

Something not too funny, but entertaining.
Men are like..
1. Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Blenders, You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Chocolates. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Government bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
11 .Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Dont ask me why i'm posting email forwards.

Shucks. Other than a school of fishes men and women wanting to kiss me, I'm developing crow's feet at barely 21! Dont go on and talk bout obviously existant my eye bags and dark eye circles. Thanks. (Friday 2.45AM)


When things get too coincidental, i freak out (by smiling myself silly in the lift) for awhile.
1) I was returning home from school on Wed, when a young lady asked for directions around the neighbourhood. I ended up giving her a crash course on makan places & amenities around the area, and convenient supermarkets to go to-ToaPayoh for N+UC, PlazaSing&Novena for C.S. and Cityhall(workplace) for J.M.. Only to realise she is my direct adjacent neighbour! 1 year my senior hailing from Kimchi land! Teeheeehee. Now i've homestay in U.S., Canada, India and KOREA!

2) My secondary school picked-up-from-the-bus-stop buddy and i share a common friend! They met during wakeboarding, and i-in uni. Cool or cool? (Amalgamates, think: AIanY!p's style)

Seriously, i kinda miss..
.. working with AMALGAM. Yes, you heard me right-the silvery dental filling material with toxic MERCURY.
.. condensing amalgam so well the top layer gets shiny from mercury being 'purged' out.
.. carving fissures and flushing it against the cavity wall.
.. removing old amalgam fillings cause the entire chunk gets dislodged from the cavity. The feeling goes like this, 'YES, ITS OUT!'
.. retention properties of amalgam in horrid isolation control situations. Amalgam likes it wet. (No pun intended.)
.. GV Black and his silly compromise sound tooth structure principles.