Singlish As It Is

My friend was telling me how chim my ang moh is. What the fu*k? So here's to prove her wrong.

I ish damn sianx at werk cannnn! Got patient i complain busy and tired. No patient i complain sian and sleepy. Thank AIIahI wasnt dozing off when the O./\/\. came in to check on me the salivating air conditioner.

In da morning huh, the sun shine so strong. < Insert vulgar adjective >, it lor dua hor just before lunch time lehh!! Bo bian. Pua Tor Yao. Cheng sweater, take the arm-ba-lar walk out. Now Pee-Teen centimetres of the skirt wet wet, BlRkZ tarm tarm. Booo hooo hoo.

Wah lau. I cant going on writing. Cause i dont know what else would prove myself wrong.