My friend is so peeved with a situation at work, at which she cant elaborate at the expense of herself because freaking netizens are such flibbertigibbety fucks.
Not bothered by the preachings of karma, she hopes that the person who brought her much displeasure:
1) Her hideously painted cheeks suffer an outbreak of pimples leaving behind scars, making her face look like sponge.
2) Her ankles get dislocated somehow, even thou she walks in flats.
3) Her expanded v. gets a bad rash it itches so much she has to stay indoors and end up getting phat.
4) Her breast size becomes very unequal no amount of non invasive therapy helps.
5) She'll fart while having sex.
The voice of an antagonised young adult.
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