Respect of spatiality

The respect of spatiality and its horrendous results. It'd had been less awkard if i knew you better, or if u arent hard of hearing. Ear syringing might just be the solution.
Vaguely recall what i said / did in THAT sticky wicket, just bewildered by the amount of 'courage' i gathered.
And im seriously wondering, what my hair was like at the pantry.

To a..
1) Stranger/Acquaintance: There'e thread on your pants.
2) Friend: There's something i cant take my eyes off; the thread on your sexy thighs. *Gladly reaches out and removes it, accidental brushing of the PERKS is unavoidable*

Someone said im a 'cock teaser'. Whatever that meant, the previous paragraph probably justified his speech.

Girls, lesson learnt: Dont try too hard pursuing your eye candy nor initiate a conversation before rehersing a line 1billion times. :)